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This Week In GIFs: The ugly, angry future
Friends, welcome once again to THIS WEEK IN GIFs. If you've been reading for a while, I think you know as well as I that some weeks are better than others. Well, I consider this to be one of the...
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The GIF Oracle understands you would like to see sports fans experience...
I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you, as a sports fan, would like to see other sports fans experience greatness. But why sit there and watch others achieve greatness when you could go out...
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The GIF Oracle has learned that you would like to see sports fan misconduct
I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you wish to see sports fans bring about disorder or general misconduct. Here, individuals are seen being jerks and/or ruining everything.Here are your...
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The GIF Oracle hears your request for an athlete who has stopped trying
I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you are after a GIF of an athlete who has clearly stopped trying.You know, I find this topic very interesting because oh well who caresHere are your GIFs.CLIFF...
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The GIF Oracle would like to show you some shamefully bad flops or dives
I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you are interested in viewing a collection of terrible flops and dives.Someday, every sport will be lawyer-ball.Here are your GIFs.DEREK FISHER/THABO...
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The GIF Oracle would like to show you some total jerks
I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you would like to see some animated GIFs of athletes being total jerks.Before drafting players into the professional ranks, sports teams commonly ask said...
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The GIF Oracle is just going to cut to the chase and show you some groin shots
I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you would prefer to just cut to the chase and see some GIFs of folks being hit in the groin.Yeah, no, it's fine. The GIF Oracle is here to indulge you.RAYS...
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The GIF Oracle has learned that you desire chaos
I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you are the sort of individual who craves total chaos. All sports are in a perpetual state of chaos, really. I, the GIF ORACLE, must share this tweet with you,...
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The GIF Oracle understands that you crave destruction, and is here to help
I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you are the sort of individual who craves OUTRIGHT DESTRUCTION.Sports seem awfully discouraging, what with all the delegation of duty, and the rules, and the...
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The Mark Sanchez Era: You come to this party for the crying, not the cake
Ever since Kyle Orton's historically awful 2005 campaign, only one quarterback has started 15-plus games and finished with a worse passer rating than 2012 Mark Sanchez (66.9). That man was 2009 Mark...
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This Week In GIFs: No one is good at baseball
Welcome to THIS WEEK IN GIFs, friends. This one's all-baseball, and it's ugly. Most of these GIFs aren't just a matter of players playing poorly, they're about human beings struggling to do human...
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NFL quarterback scouting, in terms of 1990s computer hardware
Tuesday, Chiefs coach Andy Reid said of his quarterback:#Chiefs coach Andy Reid on the intelligence of new QB Alex Smith: "He doesn’t run out of gigabytes."— Bill Williamson (@BWilliamsonESPN) August...
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Inspirational artwork in celebration of the Patriots' forthcoming Brett Favre...
At Wednesday afternoon's practice, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady went down with a knee injury. The team has described the injury as "not serious," but since he has also experienced a leg injury at...
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This Week In GIFs: Laws are for suckers
Hello again, everyone, and welcome to Week 56 of THIS WEEK IN GIFs. As has been previously established, one or more of these GIFs is eligible for inclusion to the GIF ORACLE, should we decide it...
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Seems like a sport: Remembering Mike Jones' phone number without really...
In his 2005 debut album, "Who Is Mike Jones?," Mike Jones makes a point of dropping his cell phone number early and often.Like a lot of you, I tried calling this number, but by the time I did it had...
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Haunted by stupidity: From the moment he was drafted, Donovan McNabb has been...
Up until April 17th, 1999, by comparison, Donovan McNabb's life doesn't seem to have been all that stupid. His family endured racially-motivated vandalism while living in an all-white Chicago...
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This Week In GIFs: We are all out of attention
Welcome to THIS WEEK IN GIFs, everyone. I reckon this to be quite a good week, as there are at least two that are quite likely, in my estimation, to make a future GIF TOURNAMENT.Voting, as usual, will...
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Hardcasual: Meet the 'other' next-gen console
PRODUCT REVIEW: THE GAMING CONSOLE YOUR PARENTS BUILT YOU OUT OF WOODAs Microsoft and Sony prepare to round out the eighth generation of console gaming with the release of the Xbox One and PlayStation...
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A summary of outright lies you need to know about Jeff Tuel
1. "Tuel" is not pronounced as "tool." It is pronounced by dumping a wheelbarrow full of potatoes into a well.2. Jeff Tuel's favorite team-building exercise, which he calls "bulk rage," is just him...
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13 points, 33 seconds: The night Tracy McGrady was a basketball god
NBA comebacks are inherently difficult to research, but as far as I can gather, the greatest fourth-quarter comeback belongs to the 1977-78 Bucks. Down by 29 points in the fourth, Milwaukee roared back...
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