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The GIF Oracle understands that you crave destruction, and is here to help

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I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you are the sort of individual who craves OUTRIGHT DESTRUCTION.

Sports seem awfully discouraging, what with all the delegation of duty, and the rules, and the paint that tells you where you can walk and where you can't ... and that's to say nothing of the media's judgment of players, management and fanbases alike. Yes, I know you are weary of order, and I believe I understand why. Here, friend. Here is some total destruction.

VANCOUVER RIOT PUSH-UPS.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- should i allow flaming cars and riots to disrupt my push-up regimen
- well no s***, car alarm

DIRT BIKE MISERY.

Created by:@bubbaprog.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- don't worry everyone gary busey is here to help
- "first aid" how to make sure an injured person is comfortable and motorcycl'd

FOUR-WHEELIN' MASCOT.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- a GIF someone made and named "boislikesthis.gif"

THE ROLLERBLADING RAPTOR.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- LORD OF CHAOS
- LORD OF SOUND AND LIGHT AND SPACE AND TIME
- HAIL RAPTOR
- GREATEST GIF OF ALL TIMES

NASTIA LIUKIN AND FATHER.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- "rollerblading raptor" olympics version

RUNAWAY UTILITY CART.

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Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
- AAAHH
- AAH

I am terrified. Take me back, Oracle.


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