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The five people you meet at every fantasy football draft
1. The person whose schedule is impossible to accommodateWere it not for this person, the time and date of your fantasy draft would be reasonably easy to set. Unfortunately, this person does not...
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This Week In GIFs: Sports are nice, unless they're football
Welcome to Week 58 of THIS WEEK IN GIFs. Football season is now here. In accordance with this, we're seeing the sun begin to set on fun, silly animated sports GIFs. Over the horizon, the terrible...
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Whomp on fools until nothing remains: Why Louisville's schedule is perfect
If you watched 24, and you knew what was good for you, you stopped watching after the fifth of its eight seasons.It was always a fundamentally silly collection of Tom Clancyan pulp for the American...
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Breaking Madden: Meet CLARENCE BEEFTANK, the Jaguars' five-foot, 400-pound...
Entering the 2013 season, we're listing the Jacksonville Jaguars at No. 31 in our NFL power rankings. They play in the St. Louis of Florida, which is a thought I encourage you go to back and read until...
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This Week In GIFs: Accidents are for happening
Welcome, everybody, to Week 59 of THIS WEEK IN GIFs. We've now reached the stage on the calendar at which football mistakes are actually meaningful. In fact, five of our seven GIFs this week involve...
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Progressive Boink is 10 years old tonight
Ten years ago tonight, Progressive Boink went live for the first time, and it looked something similar to this.We decided to update the site on Tuesday, September 9th, 2003, and every Tuesday...
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Breaking Madden: Peyton Manning and his offensive line of 160-pound twig-people
Peyton Manning might be the greatest quarterback in the history of football, and last week, the 37-year-old opened his season with one of the greatest single-game performances of all time. He passed...
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This Week In GIFs: Football is a 144-year cuss word
Welcome to Week 60 of THIS WEEK IN GIFs, everyone. We have a very special football-only episode for you today that features, among other things, featuring nudity, vomiting, and wildlife. Voting will...
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Breaking Madden: Geno Smith goes to Football Hell
I am OzymandiasI am a monster guy with a lot of stuffGrrrrrrrrr!Suck it, chumpsWelcome to the end of my/this poem- Percy Bysshe Shelley, Ozymandias The Jets' 2013 season is the one in which the Mark...
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Nobody wants you, Jason Campbell
At the season's outset, the Cleveland Browns' quarterback depth chart read: Brandon Weeden, Jason Campbell, Brian Hoyer. Weeden will have to sit out of Week 3's game with a hand injury, and coach Rob...
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This Week In GIFs: Just vote for the buttslide already
Welcome to THIS WEEK IN GIFs, everybody. Voting will remain open until Sunday at 11 p.m. Eastern, and that's totally a formality anyway, because I know which one we're voting for:DAMN IT, ASTROS: PART...
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Favre Watch 2014: Sure would be great to see Brett give it one more go
Tuesday, Brett Favre's agent said:"Today, he could play today [...] I saw him the other day. He's in the best shape I've ever seen him, physically.""His arms look like a blacksmith's arms [...] He...
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How to download Breaking Madden rosters, play as BEEFTANK, and wreck some fools
It wouldn't be fair for me to keep BEEFTANK to myself. If you have an Xbox 360, a copy of Madden NFL 25, and an Xbox Live Gold subscription, you can download the rosters you've seen in Breaking Madden....
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Breaking Madden: Brett Favre returns to the Rams, and brings Quincy Carter...
The Rams reportedly asked 44-year-old Brett Favre if they could talk him out of retirement. Tragically, he said no. Let's create him in Madden, experience his Gunslingin' majesty in GIFs and videos,...
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Chillin' with Jeremy Lin
You are popular and successful, and NBA players often invite you to their parties. Introducing Chillin' With, a recurring feature in which you and your NBA players have an extraordinarily fun time....
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Gio-graphy: A GIF tribute to Gio Bernard and the touchdown run of the year
Bengals running back Giovani Bernard pulled off a run so odd and amazing Thursday night that we can't not look back.Thursday night in Miami, Giovani Bernard ripped off a run unlike any I can remember...
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Breaking Madden: One team, 46 guys named Johnson
In recent weeks, guys named Johnson have lit up the scoreboard. In this episode of Breaking Madden, we put every Johnson in the NFL on the same team, and we have the GIFs to prove it.Over the last...
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This Week In GIFs: 'Ruined' is the default setting
After a short hiatus, THIS WEEK IN GIFs returns! Voting, as usual, will remain open until Sunday at 11 p.m. Eastern. Enjoy!HALLOWEEN BOBSLED BASEBALLSchedule Game 7 of the World Series on Halloween and...
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Breaking Madden: Pat McAfee, Destroyer of Worlds
This season, Colts punter Pat McAfee has emerged as a cult hero. In this episode of Breaking Madden, we push his ratings as high as they can go, and find out whether a punter can win a game all by...
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This Week In GIFs: Humanity is an empty toolbox
Welcome once again to THIS WEEK IN GIFs, in which we review the greatest animated sports GIFs of recent days. Voting will remain open until Sunday at 11 p.m. Eastern. Enjoy!MINNESOTA'S CRUDDY TROPHYAt...
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