I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you are the sort of individual who craves total chaos. All sports are in a perpetual state of chaos, really. I, the GIF ORACLE, must share this tweet with you, because I have yet to find anything more on-the-nose:
To me watching Sports is like watching a bunch of steaks who came to life & are trying violently to put themselves back together into a cow
— Patricia Lockwood (@TriciaLockwood) January 6, 2013
Go steaks. Hooray for steaks! Now, before we get down to it, I must ask you exactly what manner of chaos you are after. Please choose the statement below that best represents your wishes.
