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Grocery shoppin' with David Blatt!
Everyone needs to go grocery shopping. Even David Blatt. Let's go grocery shopping with David Blatt.In recent days, Cavaliers coach David Blatt nearly cost his team a playoff win by calling a timeout...
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Destiny and Watch Dogs are terrible video games
Jon Bois and Spencer Hall love video games, and hate video games that are bad.Destiny is a terrible video gameby Jon BoisI was about 10 hours through Destiny when I let out a big, long, "holy shit,"...
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The Memphis Grizzlies cookbook
Let's hear it for food! It seems like more people are eating food each and every day, and the Memphis Grizzlies are no exception. These are the things they eat.Carpenter's pastasubmitted by Mike...
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Pretty Good: Larry Walters' flying lawn chair adventure
It's 1982, and Larry Walters of North Hollywood is sitting in a lawn chair. He has a BB gun, a radio and some sandwiches. He is floating 15,000 feet above Los Angeles. He is in trouble.Welcome to...
View ArticleJon would like to ask you some questions about 'Friends'
Please rank the characters of Friends in order from best to worst.We are on a quest to determine the best and worst characters from Friends. If y'all would be so kind, please fill out this form. I will...
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Ross is the worst 'Friends' character
One thousand of you volunteered to answer some questions about 'Friends.' After crunching the data, it would appear as though Ross is the worst.This morning, I asked a bunch of nice people to rank...
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LUNCH JUDGMENT: Describe your lunch, and Jon will rate it between 1 and 10
Throughout the world, over 1,000 people eat lunch each and every day. Perhaps you're one of them! Leave a comment below describing your lunch, and Jon will rate it on a scale of 1 to 10.Your lunch is...
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Far Cry 4 and Far Cry 4 are incredible video games
After complaining about Destiny and Watch Dogs, it's only fair for Jon and Spencer to talk about games they love. Jon loves Far Cry 4, and Spencer loves Far Cry 4.Previously: Jon and Spencer hate...
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The stupid history of water guns
For decades, water guns were benignly stupid things. Grown-ups still found a way to ruin them, because we ruin everything.The water gun followed the chronological arc of the sports card and the comic...
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Pretty Good, episode 3: Lonnie Smith fought the 1980s and beat its ass down
Between the mascot assault, near-fatal coke habit, murder plot, three World Series rings, and going down as one of the worst goats in baseball history, Lonnie Smith's story is one of the most...
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Golf information, a comic strip about how to play golf
Are you interested in golf? Do you feel that friendship is a death cult? Do you want to learn the rules of golf? Golf information might be for you. This brand-new comic strip, starring superstar Tiger...
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Stop putting the contents of Thomas Jefferson's grave in guacamole
This week, an op-ed has made the rounds arguing that we should rob Thomas Jefferson's grave and put it in our guacamole. Enough is enough, argues Jon Bois. You should NOT do that.Most important reason:...
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The perfect baseball game is 19 hours long and has lots of crying
Jon surveyed y'all and used your responses to simulate the perfect game of baseball. The result: more than 100 runs scored, a pitcher named BUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTTS and fielders who couldn't stop...
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Short Child Baseball: A Home Run Derby video game you can't win, really
Every Home Run Derby, kids are allowed to take the outfield and try to catch some of the fly balls. The tall kids sometimes catch them. The short kids never, ever, ever catch them. Welcome to Short...
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Golf information: Tiger Woods goes to the British Open!
Welcome to Golf information, a comic strip featuring star golfer Tiger Woods! Let's follow along as Tiger heads to the British Open -- and has quite a few adventures along the way!Here is the previous...
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Accidental Upload Film Review: A collection of short videos that probably are...
YouTube is full of videos that were automatically uploaded by phones or cameras. Little, if any, thought was given to it by the people who made these films. Often, no human being on the planet has ever...
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Jon reviews his old crappy tweets
Twitter has a button that will send you an archive of all your old tweets. Never push it.A while back, Twitter introduced a "request your archive" feature. It is available on the settings page, and you...
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Would you like to play Jon's Farming Simulator?
Would you like to be a farmer? Well, you can't, because farming isn't real. That's why I have created Jon's Farming Simulator. Haul your feed back to the farmstead as quick as you can, and save the...
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Jon is very disappointed in how you chose to play Jon's Farming Simulator
Farming has always been make-believe ... until now! Let's all get together and play a game of Jon's Farming Simulator, a simulator about farming.Oh no, there's trouble on the farm ... and we need your...
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