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The perfect baseball game is 19 hours long and has lots of crying
Jon surveyed y'all and used your responses to simulate the perfect game of baseball. The result: more than 100 runs scored, a pitcher named BUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTTS and fielders who couldn't stop...
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Short Child Baseball: A Home Run Derby video game you can't win, really
Every Home Run Derby, kids are allowed to take the outfield and try to catch some of the fly balls. The tall kids sometimes catch them. The short kids never, ever, ever catch them. Welcome to Short...
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Golf information: Tiger Woods goes to the British Open!
Welcome to Golf information, a comic strip featuring star golfer Tiger Woods! Let's follow along as Tiger heads to the British Open -- and has quite a few adventures along the way!Here is the previous...
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Accidental Upload Film Review: A collection of short videos that probably are...
YouTube is full of videos that were automatically uploaded by phones or cameras. Little, if any, thought was given to it by the people who made these films. Often, no human being on the planet has ever...
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Jon reviews his old crappy tweets
Twitter has a button that will send you an archive of all your old tweets. Never push it.A while back, Twitter introduced a "request your archive" feature. It is available on the settings page, and you...
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Would you like to play Jon's Farming Simulator?
Would you like to be a farmer? Well, you can't, because farming isn't real. That's why I have created Jon's Farming Simulator. Haul your feed back to the farmstead as quick as you can, and save the...
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Jon is very disappointed in how you chose to play Jon's Farming Simulator
Farming has always been make-believe ... until now! Let's all get together and play a game of Jon's Farming Simulator, a simulator about farming.Oh no, there's trouble on the farm ... and we need your...
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Jon's Farming Simulator, episode 2: No one is taking Jon's advice
Think there's no such thing as farmers? Think again! Welcome once again to Jon's Farming Simulator, a simulation about farming that was created by Jon.TheĀ first-ever episode of Jon's Farming Simulator...
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'I'm out:' The story of a very nice couple and their colossally bad business...
This is a story concerning a years-old episode of Shark Tank. It is a story about what happens when boundless optimism and complete bullshit collide. What's the occasion? Well, the occasion is that you...
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What is A Huge Dog?
Welcome to A Huge Dog. You're probably wondering, what the heck is this place? Well, Jon's here to explain.i don't know it's a sitealright, later
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Selfie sticks are fine and the people who hate them are broken
The New York Times was recently harshly critical of selfie sticks, comparing their users to psychopaths. They are wrong. Selfie sticks are neat.NOTE: This article is tuned to various degrees of...
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Microsoft's Windows 95 promotional video is a portal to hell
20 years ago, Microsoft produced eight or so of the most aggravating, endearing, cringe-inducing and confusing minutes of video I have ever seen. It's probably dangerous to watch it before you're...
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This Crazy Town: A collection of poems Jon wrote about New York City
Since last December, Jon has lived in New York all his life. An acclaimed writer and accomplished poet, Jon offers this ode to the city he calls home.I've called New York City home since December of...
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