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NCAA bracket predictions 2014: Choosing the winners by alphabetical order

It will be interesting to see who will win, and what the results of the tournament will be. Article written by Jon. .m-sbnation-2014-march-madness { display: block; width: 100%; }...

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Alternative Brackets: The 'Fruits and Vegetables' tournament preview

If you fill out a bracket for our Fruits and Vegetables tourney, you'll be entered into a random draft to win a prize package that includes a PlayStation 4, and more importantly, a banana suit. It...

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CAGE FIGHT: The discussion thread

Implausibly, Nicolas Cage has appeared in well over 64 films. His oeuvre is the subject of today's Alternative Bracket. Fill one out, and put yourself in the running for a PlayStation 4, a pack of...

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Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread

Jon has decided the best fruits and vegetables of all time. Please feel free to ask Jon questions in the comments below, and compliment him for being right about everything....

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Alternative Brackets: The 'worst places to buy clothes' open thread

Over 100 items of clothing are sold in the United States every year! Some of them, unfortunately, are purchased in notably crummy establishments. This is where we debate the very worst places to shop...

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'Best Condiment' bracket: The open thread

Our last food-themed bracket made everyone hate me forever. Let's do another one! We're giving away an Xbox One and a bucket of mayonnaise, and we're arguing in the comments section below.Have you ever...

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'Towns of Repute' bracket: the open thread

Today, we consider our nation's cultural meccas: Accident, Maryland. Burnt Corn, Alabama. Wankers Corner, Oregon. And 63 other town names that we promise are not made up. We're giving away an Xbox One,...

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DADBRACKET: The open thread

It is time to decide the most Dad Things of all time. Fill out a bracket, and give yourself a shot to win a prize package including an iPad and a Steely Dan album.Wednesday, we concern ourselves...

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UNC athletics' terrible homework: A brief timeline

North Carolina has long been suspected of holding its athletes to loose academic standards. Now, we have proof, which we have completely made up.At the University of North Carolina, this is apparently...

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This Week In GIFs: Airballing with everyday household items

Basketballs aren't the only objects that can be airballed. That is what this week's crop of GIFs has to teach us. Vote, and help us decide the best animated sports GIF of the week.WILD FAN(Submitted by...

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NBA Y2K: The Sixers' quest for an 0-82 season

Welcome to the series premiere of NBA Y2K, the basketball edition of Breaking Madden. The 76ers' losing streak ended at only 26 games. Let's make it 82 and send the franchise into a spiral of despair...

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REF RAGE: A study of our NCAA Tournament frustrations and hatreds

We at SB Nation posted tens of thousands of comments as we watched this year's NCAA Tournament. Most were fun. Hundreds were critical of the refs. Many were posted in blind fits of fury. Here, we...

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This Week In GIFs: The return of 'Damn it, Astros'

It's our first THIS WEEK IN GIFs of the baseball season, and the Astros have wasted no time in building their astoundingly crappy GIF legacy. Vote, and help us decide the best of the week.PAUL...

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Six things

A lot of crud showed up in my feed tonight, and I wanna say some things about it.Sunday, after Bubba Watson won the Masters, I tweeted:congratulations to the winner of this year’s masters, a guy who...

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NBA Y2K: The Kobes of past, present and future

This season was full of injury and frustration for Kobe Bryant. In this episode of NBA Y2K, we're giving him a do-over of the season, and giving him a teammate he knows better than anyone. He will hate...

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This Week In GIFs: The clumsy are the damned

This week's crop of animated sports GIFs demonstrates what happens when you mash finesse and ineptitude together. Vote, and help us determine the best of the week.U.S. SYNCHRONIZED SKATERS(Via Tom Ley...

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Jon and Spencer's NFL Draft scouting reports

What does "could stand to iron out his pedal" even mean? In keeping with NFL Draft dada-speak, Jon Bois and Spencer Hall offer their scouting reports for this year's top prospects.I just realized that...

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NBA Y2K: OutKast's quest for 404 points in one game

Meet the new Atlanta Hawks. They are made up of Dominique Wilkins, Dikembe Mutombo, Andre 3000, Big Boi, and the rest of the Dungeon Family. And they are here to light up the scoreboard with the ATL's...

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SPORTSLAW, with your honorable judges Jon and Spencer

This afternoon, Jon Bois and Spencer Hall will issue judgments upon your sports opinions. Post them in the comments below. Either they are right and you are right, or they are right and you are...

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NBA Y2K: Clarence BEEFTANK, the Memphis Grizzlies' secret weapon

In this episode, we are proud to bring you the return of Breaking Madden legend Clarence BEEFTANK. Our happy little man has gotten his weight down to 350 pounds, and he is here to blow the Oklahoma...

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