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Kick off the 2013 NFL season, Indianapolis-style
On September 6th, the Indianapolis Colts are holding what they are calling a "Kickoff Concert," and they must have really pulled some strings, because:The event, which will be free and open to the...
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The Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles, Chapter 3: Toronto Argonauts, monks in exile
DEAR READER,This is Chapter 3 of the account of Tim Tebow, who joined the CFL's Toronto Argonauts in August of 2013.IN CHAPTER ONE, Tebow suited up at the Rogers Centre in Toronto, joining head coach...
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This Week In GIFs: That's what you get for standing up
Hi, y'all, and welcome to THIS WEEK IN GIFs! After a monthlong absence to make way for GIF TOURNAMENT IV, we resume with Week 50. By this point, we've deliberated on over 350 animated GIFs, and by this...
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Lunch Judgment, Week 6: Tell Jon about your lunch, and he will rate it from 1...
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Week 6 of the 2013 season of LUNCH JUDGMENT! I hope that I enjoy myself.If you're new here, this is how it works:1. You leave a comment below, describing the lunch you...
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Opinion: Anderson Silva should have tried to block that punch
Ever since Chris Weidman knocked out Anderson Silva to claim the UFC Middleweight Championship belt Saturday night, I've been hearing a lot of bullcrud from folks who just didn't see the fight the way...
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A.J. Burnett's rosin bag explodes again
APRIL 1ST, 2013:A.J. BURNETT, VS. THE CUBS.(via Deadspin)JULY 7TH, 2013:A.J. BURNETT, VS. THE CUBS.(Via MLB.com)CONCLUSION:
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'I wanna throw up': Celebrating Plano East-John Tyler, the greatest sports...
In 2007, I watched "Plano East-John Tyler 1994 football" for the first time, and immediately decided it was the greatest video on YouTube. Six years later, I reckon that's still true. If you haven't...
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This Week In GIFs: Baseball is all that you get
Welcome to Week 51 of THIS WEEK IN GIFs, y'all. Two things about this week's lineup: first, it's an all-baseball week, and second, the focus is on baseball personalities being awesome. This is terribly...
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Ten weeks of lightning: the legend of Dante Hall, the human joystick
It's September of 2003, and I'm running a mall RadioShack by myself. I volunteer to work Sundays, because DirecTV provides the store with free Sunday Ticket. That's the only means I really have of...
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This Week In GIFs: Embarrassment is exercise
Hello, friends, and welcome to Week 52 of THIS WEEK IN GIFs! Between golf, the All-Star Break, and a series of Instagrams of your nephew playing wiffle ball, this has been a breathtaking week in the...
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Raccoon-throwing: An introduction to the only true sport in sports
Early Saturday morning, Digg founder Kevin Rose discovered that his dog was being assaulted by a raccoon. Above, please see the solution at which he arrived. It was a tremendous act, but it was...
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Dick Vitale, algebraic wizard and Ryan Braun hater
I definitely believe in 2nd chances but NO WAY BRAUN should be allowed in a uniform = LIAR - CHEAT - FRAUD! http://t.co/6Csl2z5w2t— Dick Vitale (@DickieV) July 23, 2013Alright, so this is the equation...
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The GIF Oracle: A public service, for those in need of a sports GIF
HELLO! I am the GIF ORACLE. Perhaps there is a GIF you are looking for, or perhaps you would simply like to browse around. Whatever the case, I am here to assist you.Although thousands of GIFs exist...
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The GIF Oracle knows you are overjoyed
I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you are overjoyed, and you have requested a GIF that will help you express your joy.I wish I could feel joy. I am a collective of web pages. Perhaps, in...
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The GIF Oracle knows you are sad
I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you are sad, and you have requested a GIF that will help you express your sadness.I am sorry to hear that you are sad. Perhaps your team has just lost a...
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The GIF Oracle knows you would like to gloat
I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you would like to gloat, and you desire an animated sports GIF that will assist in your gloating.Perhaps your team has won by a score of 4 to 3. Perhaps your...
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The GIF Oracle knows you are angry
I am the GIF Oracle. You are here because you are angry, and you desire an animated sports GIF that will help you express your anger.If I were angry, I would hit the side of a wall with a baseball bat!...
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The GIF Oracle knows you are in a state of disbelief
I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you are in disbelief, and you desire an animated sports GIF that will help you to express your disbelief.I do not watch sports, as I am merely a GIF ORACLE,...
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The GIF Oracle: A GIF that will help you express your feelings
I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you are looking for a GIF that will help you express your feelings.Perhaps you're on a message board or SB Nation comment thread, or Twitter, and you would...
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Supperjumpin': Inventing the worst, saddest sport in the history of the world
In trying to come up with the saddest possible sport, I first imagined a variant of baseball in which the Royals and Cubs play the fourth inning over and over and over and over with water balloons...
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