
I definitely believe in 2nd chances but NO WAY BRAUN should be allowed in a uniform = LIAR - CHEAT - FRAUD! http://t.co/6Csl2z5w2t
— Dick Vitale (@DickieV) July 23, 2013
Alright, so this is the equation we're working with:
NO WAY BRAUN should be allowed in a uniform = (LIAR) - (CHEAT) - (FRAUD!)
In other words:
- (BRAUN should be allowed in a uniform) = (LIAR) - (CHEAT) - (FRAUD!)
Let's employ some algebra and try to get Ryan Braun into a uniform again.
(CHEAT) + (FRAUD!) = (LIAR) + (BRAUN should be allowed in a uniform)
And now, to express the equation in terms of Braun being allowed in a uniform:
(CHEAT) + (FRAUD!) - (LIAR) = BRAUN should be allowed in a uniform
We've got it!
/mails equation to NASA
/unmanned space shuttle full of driftwood, Madea Goes to Jail LaserDiscs and your grandmother's cookies crash-lands in Ecuador
/considerable diplomatic strife