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LUNCH JUDGMENT, Week 12.
Hi, friends, and welcome to another installment of LUNCH JUDGMENT! We've been doing this for three months now. So many lunches. I'm so glad that you have been eating food. If you're new here, this is...
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This Week In GIFs: Life is terrifying, wear a helmet
Welcome to Week 22 of THIS WEEK IN GIFs, in which we review the greatest animated sporting GIFs of the last week and determine a champion. The champion, as always, will receive an automatic bid into...
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Tailgate Judgment: Tell us what you ate and/or drank during game day
Why did you ever bother eating meals before I was around to judge them? The answer is beyond me, but what's important is that I'm here for you now. If you were one of over 10,000 Americans to have...
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The List: Things that would be less interesting than seeing the Cardinals in...
1. Indiana. 2. Judge Reinhold filling an ice cube tray. 3. Senior circuit speed-walking. 4. Your uncle's retelling of the time he felt he was over-charged for a transmission flush at the Jiffy Lube....
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Presenting: Jon's End Zone Bar & Grill.
Hi, everyone. If you follow me on Twitter, you know that lately, I've been conceptualizing an idea for a sports bar. Well, I've been thinking about it some more, and I'm finally ready to share my...
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Tigers and Giants: What a World Series team looks like
It's always interesting to look at a World Series team and wonder how the Hell it got here. Neither the Tigers nor the Giants entered the postseason as favorites. Both teams feature potential league...
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The Seismograph: Examining the Jaguars' despair
If the Jacksonville Jaguars aren't the NFL's worst team, they are very close to the bottom. Entering Sunday's game against the also-not-great Oakland Raiders, they stood at 1-4 and had surrendered 73...
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LUNCH JUDGMENT, Week 13.
Nice to see you again, friend. Did you ... you ate a lunch today, didn't you? I knew it. I like to think that I have come to know you rather well by this point. This is what happens now: you leave a...
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This Week In GIFs: There are no plans in football
Welcome to Week 23 of THIS WEEK IN GIFs. With few exceptions, football took a break from being dramatic and exciting to being sort of sloppy and crappy. That, I think, is well-documented within these...
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2012-13 NBA mascot preview: Rating the fake animals of the East
Welcome to Part II of our 2012-13 NBA mascot preview. Monday, my pal Bill Hanstock reviewed every mascot of the Western Conference, and today I conclude with the Eastern Conference. Atlanta Hawks...
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The Seismograph: How do we feel about our quarterbacks?
Sometimes your favorite quarterback is your hero, and sometimes he is a baby-armed Marxist infant amateur cowardly idiotic child stupid fraudulent chickenshit baby clueless crybaby who should be...
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LUNCH JUDGMENT, Week 14.
So glad to be back, friends, and I'm sorry I had to cancel TAILGATE JUDGMENT Monday. Thankfully, my bout of (probable) food poisoning has passed, and I can once again read about food without wanting...
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This Week In GIFs: Football was invented by a bored Satan
Welcome, everyone, to Week 24 of THIS WEEK IN GIFs. Over the last week, we had a short window in which baseball had concluded but the NBA had not quite started. That means an all-football episode of...
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Doug Martin's performance one of the greatest in fantasy football history
Sunday afternoon, Buccaneers running back Doug Martin made history against the Raiders.In fact, not only did Doug Martin have the best fantasy game a Doug has ever had, his performance ranks very...
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Tailgate Judgment: What did you eat and/or drink during football?
After a one-week hiatus, TAILGATE JUDGMENT returns! I know it's now been two weeks since you've eaten or drank anything (since eating or drinking things outside my purview is inherently pointless), and...
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The List: Sports admissions to make on Facebook while everyone else is busy...
1. I liked the glowing puck.2. I thought Sabermetrics was like P90x.3. I am Matt Cassel.4. When I was eight years old, there was a 10-second window in which it would have been socially acceptable to...
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Don't vote. It's complicated and you're going to mess it up.
1. The impact of your vote is negligible. It only counts for one percent of the overall vote. If you had like 75 friends, you and your friends could decide the election, but you do not have that many...
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The Seismograph: How Alabama and LSU fans freak out
Saturday night, No. 1 Alabama took a 14-3 lead over No. 5 LSU into halftime. Anyone who has watched these teams play know that their games tend to play out as 12-9 field goal festivals, and an 11-point...
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LUNCH JUDGMENT, Week 15.
Welcome, friends, to this week's installment of LUNCH JUDGMENT.Here, once again, is the drill: in the comments below, describe the lunch you ate today or yesterday. Try to be more descriptive, if you...
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This Week In GIFs: Running backs are fearless and largely ineffective
Welcome to Week 25 of THIS WEEK IN GIFs, everyone! This week is a strange one, full of GIFs of things I have never seen before. But I can certainly pick out a favorite, and so can my fellow GIF...
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