In October, noted automobile enthusiast Jeff Gordon will race with his No. 24 car plastered in a "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" theme. Now, you may dismiss this as just another "Jeff Gordon will race with his No. 24 car plastered in a 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' theme" story, but I would like to offer some thoughts on this:
- The artwork on Jeff Gordon's car doesn't look all that great, but donatello him.
- Sometimes it's difficult to know when to pit. Jeff's going to have to rafael wisely.
- Oh great, another talking point for all those bozos in the press box. I had to turn the volume off last race, looks like I'll have to put it on mutagen.
- I want to see Jeff Gordon's car for myself! Guess I'd better katana plane to Charlotte!
- Be sure to tune in, because this race ought to be second to nun. Chuk your local listings.
- I hope Jeff Gordon never goes back to his old car design, because this rocks. Tide, you're out.
- I've been anxiously waiting for this race since April. O'Neill-biter, that's for sure.
- With a sponsorship deal like this, I'm sure Gordon is rat king in the dough.
- Other drivers had better take note: roam anywhere near Jeff Gordon's car and you're asking for trouble.
- Turtle Wax is a product that is commonly applied to vehicles.